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Kenneth F. Belva

A little humor: Avoiding Drug Testing Pattern Controls

Although I’ve read this before, Slashdot links to an article that notes researchers can determine the types and relative use of drugs in a given populated area through “community urinalysis.”

This methodology cannot signal out any particular individual’s drug use and it cannot quantify how many people are using them for a given area. It can help authorities notice if there are drug issues and patterns in a particular town. It can determine a drug’s presence and their relative use on a given date (cocaine use is higher on the weekends).

So kids: in addition to all the other tricks of the trade employed — now you need to go pee in a different town to help avoid suspicion.

One Comment

  1. [Name Edited] Aug 24, 2007 at 8:43 am | Permalink

    Just use an encrypted plumbing proxy server.

    [Note: I thought the comment was funny, but I edited the name of the submitter because it wasn't... KB]

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